Who Needs Drugs When You've Got Chicks?

krisgrossman

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Despite having three little boys, I am not particularly maternally inclined. But now that Jack, Dan, and Lady Gaga have arrived, I've definitely tapped my oxytocin center. Each night, after tucking in my own kids, I stealth downstairs to the chick box and sing our peeps to sleep. Yep, the same lullaby I sang for own kids, "Go to Sleep, Little Baby," and one by one, our fluffers drift into sandman land. The best part, they don't even request a last drink of water or a midnight band aid -- and I don't have to wipe their butts (unless, of course, crusty butt hits, at which point my ramped up mama mushiness may even inspire me to hand knit hemp chick diapers).

Fri, 04/10/2009 - 12:22pm
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DaynaLS

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Lady Gaga--I love it! ;)

Lady Gaga--I love it! ;) Does she dance?